Grab ‘Em By The Pussy!
About The Grab Em By The Pussy Foundation
Welcome to the Unexpected. Welcome to the Unprecedented. Welcome to the Grab ‘Em By The Pussy Foundation.
In a world where politics often crosses paths with the animal kingdom, we stand as a beacon of... well, something definitely unusual. Born from a phrase that echoed through the halls of power, our foundation took a term meant for locker rooms and turned it into a clarion call for feline welfare and political satire.
Our Mission: It's Not Just About Cats; It's About Justice
At the heart of our foundation lies a dual mission: to support cats in need and back a political candidate who, let's just say, has a way with words. But our journey took a turn for the bizarre when some of our four-legged beneficiaries decided they weren't just going to sit back and purr. They lawyered up.
Yes, you read that right. We're in the midst of a legal catfight. Our feline friends are suing us, adding a whole new layer to the term "cat scratch fever." So, our mission has expanded – not just saving cats and supporting our candidate, but also navigating the legal jungle these cats have dragged us into.
Why We Need Your Support
Running a foundation is like herding cats. Running one that's being sued by them? Well, that's another ball of yarn. Your donations now support not only our ongoing efforts to provide for cats in need but also our legal defense against their adorable yet surprisingly litigious charges.
Every dollar you contribute helps us in:
Feline Care: From whisker to tail, we ensure every cat gets the love, attention, and veterinary care it deserves
(even if they're ungrateful enough to sue us).Legal Fees: Yes, we're funding lawyers to defend against cats. It's as ridiculous and entertaining as it sounds.
Campaign Support: Our political endeavors continue, backing a candidate who's as fearless in his statements as we are in our mission.
Join The Adventure
What started as a foundation has become an epic saga, complete with drama, comedy, and cats in tiny suits. By supporting the Grab ‘Em By The Pussy Foundation, you're not just donating to a cause; you're buying a front-row ticket to one of the most bizarre chapters in the intersection of politics and animal welfare.
Donate now – because it's not every day you get to say you helped grab a pussy in court.
We need your help!
Dive into our 'Fines Incurred: A Call to Action' graph, which presents a compelling visual story of the challenges we face and the strides we need to make. Each bar represents the total fines accumulated over time, highlighting the urgent need for our community to rally. It's not just a graph; it's a battle cry for support! By grabbing our exclusive merchandise or making a donation, you're not only embracing our cause but also contributing directly to a fund that helps tackle these financial hurdles. Let's unite, amplify our efforts, and grab the opportunity to turn these fines into a testament of our collective strength and commitment